I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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