Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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