chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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