Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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