Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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