Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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