please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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