I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
She tied me up with her honor cords...
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
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