it was like his penis was on wheels.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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