worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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