her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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