lets start a swedish sibling band together
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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