Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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