Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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