Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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