well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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