i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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