I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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