Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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