sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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