We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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