It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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