When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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