She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
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