yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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