You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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