How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
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