Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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