we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
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