Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Randomize
