So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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