Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
i think my cat just said my name.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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