"it" just moved
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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