There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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