you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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