Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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