How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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