wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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