I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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