just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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