Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
The struggles of a small town man whore
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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