Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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