why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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