But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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