Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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