I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Randomize
