Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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