Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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