Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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