why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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